We’ve all owned a pair of bad jeans. The kind that seemed cool in the store but betrayed you the moment you tried to sit down. They pinched in all the wrong places, stretched out in the knees after one wear, and somehow made you look like a stranger in your own skin. They were trendy, sure. But not made for you. Now take that feeling—and apply it to a person. That’s a bad friend. And bad friend jeans? Well, they’re the perfect metaphor for someone who never quite fits in your life, no matter how hard you try.